What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

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Minds and Behinds

No go.

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Nuts and Butts

Then came..

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Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

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Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Loons and Moons

No way

They put up a sign reading

Assumenda assumenda cum ducimus iste enim eos dolores molestiae.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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